I claim these groups

[The Pizzaboi]

These unused groups are mine now.
You do not need permission to post in the groups, but just know they belong
to me.
I will be using them quite a bit, until they get enough traffic to go on ALL
servers.
Then I will be KING OF USENET!!!!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Note: this poster does not actually believe he owns the group, this posting
is for humorous purposes only, do not try this at home. Use the library's
computer, or a friend's instead.

[The Pizzaboi]

The first order of business is for me to name these groups as a group,
versus as individual groups, for the individual groups are already named.
This group of groups, which are comprised of:

alt.fan.kooks.mikael-enoch
alt.usenet.kooks.ratm-at-cotse-com
alt.fan.gburnore
alt.aviation.kooks
alt.fuckhead.russell-waters (That's me!!!)

Shall be known now as "Rusty's Groups"!!!

So, if anyone mentions Rusty's groups, know that these are the groups being
spoken of.

That's all for now

[The Pizzaboi]

Second order of business is for me to appoint a King of Rusty's Groups.

I nominate Rusty!

Now, we shall see if somebody seconds the nomination of Rusty for King of
Rusty's Groups.

[The Pizzaboi]

I second the nomination of Rusty for post of King of Rusty's Groups.

[The Pizzaboi]

Attendance:

All in attendance yell "AYE".

AYE!!!!!

Okay, all one member is here.

Rusty, cast your vote now for King of Rusty's Groups.

I vote for Rusty.

All the votes are in, let's count 'em!

One vote, for Rusty.
No votes for any others.

It's official!!!

Rusty is King of Rusty's Groups.

[The Pizzaboi]

First proclamation from Rusty, King of Rusty's Groups:

I, Rusty, King of Rusty's Groups, do hereby proclaim these groups to be
empty and postless no more!

No more shall these groups have little or no posting activity, for I shall
revitalize these groups!

These groups, under the auspices of Rusty, will be REBORN!!!!!

::the crowd cheers, all one of 'em::